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hello_from_dis
08 April 2007 @ 11:37 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA


PEOPLE DIE, GET OVER IT.  GOD.  ...I MEAN, DAD.

Beelzy: Nice to see you up and about, sir.
 
 
hello_from_dis
06 April 2007 @ 12:22 am
Chipmunks.  Lovely. 

I have received this note from Lucifer.

Beelzy!  Buddy! 

IF YOU FUCK SHIT UP FOR ME I WILL HANG YOU BY YOUR PANSY ASS HORNS FROM CEREBRUS' COLLAR UNTIL THEY FALL OFF.  FALL OFF, DO YOU HEAR ME?  ALL THREE OF THEM (EVEN THOUGH THAT THIRD ONE IS WOEFULLY SMALL).  THAT INCLUDES PETER.  HE IS NOT TO BE EATEN.

Hope you're having fun at Fandango.  I'll be back soon.  In Guam for the moment, deflowering some virgins, taking some sacrifices.  You know.   Ta!


Lucy (in the sky with diamonds.  Oh, I KILL myself!)

Damn.

If Napoleon comes into the gym with any of his little forest friends, I will eat him.  You have been warned.
 
 
hello_from_dis
04 April 2007 @ 01:36 am
Hello.




This is Beelzebub.  Lucifer's right hand man demon.  He's rather drunk incapacitated at the moment.  I'm taking over his classes for a while.


Tomorrow we're roller skating in a ring of fire.  Wear socks.
 
 
hello_from_dis
27 March 2007 @ 10:59 pm
I'm in ur theme park, training ur sharks.
 
 
hello_from_dis
26 March 2007 @ 10:59 pm
OOC:

Okay so.  Satan will NOT be going on the Sea World trip with everyone.  I NO RITE,  SO SAD.

HOWEVER.  Expect to see him at the park pretending to work there.  Swimming with the dolphins/sharks/Shamu.

Expect CHAOS.

((if I can get there on time!  Ack school!))
 
 
 
hello_from_dis
26 March 2007 @ 11:04 am
Now really, I don't know why everyone is so surprised.  Look at the man's shirts for Dad's sake.

I'm only shocked that his little shipmate hasn't dived into bed with him. 
 
 
hello_from_dis
21 March 2007 @ 11:05 pm
I am fucking hot.  Feel free to lust, students.


((Satan manifested as Halle Berry.  A la Swordfish.  I.E. wandering around in a string bikini.  He was hot.))
 
 
hello_from_dis
20 March 2007 @ 10:10 am
((Satan is not only dressed as an animal.  He has manifested as Mothra.  Yes, Mothra.  He will be terrorizing the school and then pretending tomorrow it wasn't him.  As such, P.E. classes are canceled today, and the big GUERRILLA WARFARE SHOWDOWN goes down this week, whenever you guys want to write about it.))
 
 
hello_from_dis
19 March 2007 @ 03:10 am
OOC:

Oh, P.S. Satan will be manifesting as Jack Sparrow for the first day of Pirate Week.  Just to throw everyone off guard for when he comes to school as BLACKBEARD Tuesday on.  Complete with looting, plundering, chasing your women and drinking your booze.  As Jack, feel free to ogle the dirty!pretty, but he may set you on fire if he doesn't like you.
 
 
hello_from_dis
19 March 2007 @ 01:49 am
Lina, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SON OF A let's have dinner this week.  I miss     I AM INCAPABLE OF EMPATHY  No, that's not right.  Damn.

DAD.  DADADADADDADADADDADD. 


Do you think this suit looks good with this tie?